1. He actually thinks The Power Rangers are better than Voltron.
2. He's an Eagles fan.
3. He has an Eagles tattoo.
4. He's a Mets fan.
5. He has some weird obsession with the number 311.
6. He frequently torpedoes shows and then blames innocent directors.
7. His inability to find time in his shows for lottery.
8. He is a Furry.
9. He just used us and our facilities to train to become a producer and then left.
10. He used us to win some MTV contest and then didn't bring us anything back from Vegas.
11. He doesn't seem to appreciate the genius of Bret Michaels.
12. Refers to himself as "Goodship Kosin".
13. He likes to 2-Box out of weather.
14. That stupid-itchy-tattoo-slappy thing he does.
15. He works stories about Super Mario Bros. into his newscasts.
16. He put J as #1 on his list of people he won't miss.
17. Habitually screws up graphics and refuses to own up.
18. He demanded his own farewell cake and tried to tell the baker how to make it.
19. Poor carpenter.
20. He kicks puppies when no one's looking.
21. Wets his pants and then tries to blames his shoes.
22. He's too sassy for a man.
23. Loves to eat Pop-Tarts, but rarely shares.
24. Doesn't eat shrimp because he doesn't like the texture.
25. He hates LOST.
26. His taste in music is the only thing that sucks almost as much as he does.
27. He doesn't have time to read books (yeah, like his life is that busy).
28. He owns stock in BP that he bought AFTER the rig explosion.
29. He hates pelicans.
30. Threatens to put anchors on his list of people he's not going to miss.
31. He sucks because he single-handedly destroyed MTV's credibilty as a news source (Kurt Loder is in the corner weeping).
32. He turned traitor and has left behind the people and station that made him who he is.
33. Teaches racist jokes to kindergarten students.
34. Has High School Musical and Tiffany songs on his iPod.
35. His irrational dislike of Linsey Davis.
36. Keeps creepy, old family photos on his desk.
37. No grown man should have that many dolls and toys on his desk.
38. He has only one style of dress: polo shirt and shorts.
39. He drives a short bus.
40. He sucks so much because this website devoted to his suckiness will now replace the 311 message boards as his favorite website.
41. He's the only "Follower" of the blog dedicated to his suckiness.
*Editor's Note: This list is far from finished, I am sure that as time goes by, we will come up with MANY more reasons why Kosin sucks. If he continues on the way he has been going, this list will never be finished.
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