You're Dead To Us Now
Lyrics and Performance by Bryan Daniel Peach
Lyrics
Dave Kosin's leaving and he's such a stupid jerk.
He was the only thing I liked about my work.
But he'll be gone soon, and that "like" has turned to "hate" --
The feeling I get when I'm watching "Jon and Kate."
You're moving now to Baltimore,
So have an awesome life.
I hope that you get murdered with a knife.
Head out the door, Dave Kosin, go and get a clue.
Oh! Here's a list of 10 Things I Hate About You:
Your face, your hair, your height, weight, ears and eyes and shoes,
Your '90s music and your terrible tattoos.
Dave Kosin, you are dead to us.
At least you're dead to me.
I hope you die while watching MTV.
Honestly, I'll miss you,
And I'm sad to see you go,
You stupid, ugly money-chasing ho.
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