Testimonials

"Kosin sucks mostly because he prefers travelling the country following that lame 3-1-1 group and being on MTV instead of remaining in Harrisburg doing what he should be doing -- amusing me. He also sucks because when he reads this he'll probably think about editing it." A.R., Harrisburg, PA

"I used to think Dave Kosin sucked mostly just because he had bad taste in music, sports and, well... he hates Lost. And any one who hates Lost is an idiot, in my book. He could also be a jerk sometimes. Did I tell you he demoted me to intern just so I could help him get a gig with MTV? (Yeah, that actually happened, and no. I'm not exaggerating.) But nothing compares to this. Now, now, he is leaving me to deal with our neurotic friend... ALONE. Yep. Even in his absence, Dave Kosin has found a way to screw me. He sucks and I hate him." - A.R. York, PA

"Kosin sucks because he likes to torpedo his shows, just so he can blame me. Even if I'm not working on his show. I could be at home, in a different state or country, and he would still blame me for torpedoing his show. He'll probably find a way to write me up at his new station for his screw-ups. I think he's jealous of my greatness." J.V.M., Wormlesyburg, PA

"I, for one was not as repulsed by Dave Kosten or whatever the hell his name was, as most other people were in the workplace. Yes, he would purposely flatulate in the face of co-workers as he passed by their desks. Yes, he would ask me to do live shots for that piece of shit some people refer to as the 7 o'clock news. Yes, he rooted for a New York team. But let's face it, we had bigger a-holes than him here." A.G., Navy Blue Balls, PA